Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.

I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

You know, we were born without clothes.

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.

That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?

Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.

Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'

Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?

know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!

I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!

Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.

Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: "Just what I thought, made in Heaven."

You are the hottest thing since sunburn. 

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